pissing in my corn flakes

to piss someone off

he is pissing in my corn flakes today

by AlexUttarakhand July 6, 2015

Corn Flakes

The act of going down on a woman, not washing your face, sticking your head out of the window on your drive home, then peeling off the dried 'juices' and eating them like corn flakes.

"I went down on Donna last night and there was so much come I just let it dry and ate it like corn flakes on my way home."

by LBird33Orlando September 25, 2012

corn flaked

when a guy ejaculates in someone's hair and it dries up

white stuff ewwww corn flaked

by slimjoestoner January 7, 2011

corn flakes

Corn Flakes -> Cornelius the Rooster -> Rooster = Cock
Someone who "loves the cock"

"Bob just loooooves Corn Flakes, doesn't he?"

by Egbert March 5, 2003

corn flakes

shooting it in a nasty girl's ear and having her wax float to the top, looking like corn flakes

I gave her corn flakes for her birthday.

by pete November 4, 2003

Nigga corn flakes

When a dry skin black man tears off parts of his skin in his corn flakes

Yo u see hannah yeah she eatimg nigga corn flakes

by Uk36yeahaight June 12, 2019

Corn-flaketed

The emotional state of being entirely bewildered on your choice of delicious cereals.

Idk Mom, I'm totally corn-flaketed right now.

by DonnyLockerman June 29, 2011