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cockshuffler

a woman who has a few men going at the same time (cockshuffler)

another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (cockshuffling / cockshuffled)

spreading the love
What a shifty slut.
She's a total cockshuffler but none of the guys know they're on a roster.
by igiveyoueva February 19, 2011
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Cocks Alive!

A stoic expression that’s gaining wide acceptance and justified popularity. It’s used to express disbelief or surprise for an event that may have happened or a situation that one may have described to you that is quite unbelievable.
In a positive way… I won a scholarship to Stanford University for literature…Response from a friend… “Cocks Alive!”

Disbelief…I was joking and I was recently fired from my job for asking the customer if he wanted coffee, tea or me… Response from a friend… “Cocks Alive!”

Or things aren’t just going your way… you’re sitting in traffic for a good hour. You look at the time realizing that you’re supposed to be home and you say yourself…”Cocks Alive!”
by Rock Solid Stoic October 4, 2023
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also, cocks

In internet usage, it is usually interjected after a long explanation or something unfunny to make the reader laugh.
A good example would be a "Investigation" YTMND: It will have a long investigation of a meme, e.g Sexymofo, and at the end, will suddenly display "also, cocks" to make the reader laugh.
by OLOL January 21, 2007
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Cousins by Cocks

Cousins by Cocks. N. The development of famlihood by two gay uncles. When one gay uncle forms a marriage, domestic partnership, any sort of legal commitment with somebody else's gay uncle, the nieces and nephew's of each uncle become "COUSINS BY COCKS."
WOAH Dude! My gay Uncle Bob and your gay Uncle Fred are now married! That means we are are family, officially cousins by cocks.

Jim: "So, Dave? Now that my uncle and your uncle are domestically partnered up, are we family now?"

Dave: " Yeah! We are mother fucking cousins by mother fuckin cocks!"
by Zainy Brainy and Antsy Jobber February 14, 2013
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Cockshit

a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis
This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!
by currybomb July 28, 2010
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Anatolian Corkscrew

A sexual act in which the passive partner sits on the blades of a modified ceiling fan and the active partner penetrates her from below. If done properly and with sufficient lubrication, this arrangement should cause mutual delight as the gentle rotation of the ceiling fan causes her to "corkscrew" in place on his phallus.

The Anatolian Corkscrew was invented by Sultan Abdülmecid I of the Ottoman Empire, and first actuated in 1852, in the city of İzmit. Of course, the Sultan did not use a ceiling fan, because ceiling fans were not yet known to the Ottomans at that time. Instead, he had his carpenters build a bespoke spinner from imported larch wood. There has been some speculation as to whom His Majesty first boinked on the contraption, but most historians agree that it was not his then most recent (and, in fact, twentieth) wife, Serfiraz Hanımefendi. Her preferences tended towards the vanilla.
Bill impressed Alice by assembling a bespoke ceiling fan with five polished larchwood blades and installing it in their bedroom. That night, Alice told Bill she wanted to try the Anatolian corkscrew. When comprehension dawned on him, Bill went promptly to the hardware store, picked up the supplies he needed, and set to work lowering the fan.
by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015
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Self Cockscious

The feeling of inadequacy when someone comments on the size of your penis.
When she asked "are you in yet?" it made me feel self cockscious.
by Sweetnlowho February 10, 2019
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