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corduroy road 

When you're having sex using a ribbed condom and the condom slips off your penis but remains in your partner's orifice so you are now having sex with the condom and receiving the full benefit of the ribs on your penis.
Guy 1: Man, I had the best sex of my life last night.

Guy 2: Really? Shelly was that good?

Guy 1: No but midway through the condom slipped off and I took a trip down corduroy road and it was awesome!
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corduroy 

Calendar dates containing the number "11", especially November 11 of any year.
"Hey, it's 11/11, let's have a Corduroy Day party!"
corduroy by Revelveteen March 12, 2013

Corduroy Milk

Goddam Jerry, I'm in the mood for some corduroy milk.
Corduroy Milk by dinking the boat December 14, 2016

Corduroy Cock 

The veiniest of cocks. This preasure vessel boasts 6 to 14 blue thumpers running straight down the shaft.
The veins of Steves corduroy cock slid between all of Wanda's gappy teeth.
Corduroy Cock by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019

The Corduroy King

The Corduroy King is the keeper of the Dodec of Death, in his lime green corduroy suit he gives out whoopins to all, he also is the owner of the komodo dragons
The corduroy king must be obeyed by all

Corduroy camel 

When you bang a girl on the carpet and give her a good rug burn on her back. Like you may get from corduroy pants running. Then when you’re about to nut, flip her over, cum in her open wound, and punch her in the back of the head real hard, creating a large lump. Like a camel.
I caught a charge.

Friend: what did you do?
My girl pissed me off so I gave that bitch the “corduroy camel”
Corduroy camel by Kinggampo November 13, 2017

Corduroy pants 

Pants that trany hipsters wear
Bob-Hey did you see Giancarlo?
Steve- Yeah he was wearing corduroy pants, like the trany hipster he is,
Bob-what a fag
Steve -yeah I know he is still pre-op
Corduroy pants by blackguy23 July 10, 2015