cooteru

a recent model Subaru Outback which was purchased by either:
a. wealthy parents who don't want to spoil their child
with a luxury car, or
b. lesbians
Often cooteru's come equipped with luxurious amenities, including heated leather seats and popout cupholders, however this is never enough to offset the disappointment of owning a subaru outback.

Butch: "Hey guys! Come look at my new car!"
Tanner: "What did you get, a Lexus?"
Butch: "No I got a Subaru Outback!"
Tanner: "What, you got a Cooteru? Do those two lesbians dyking out in the backseat come standard?

by Dan Lamp March 9, 2008

cooterpuffing

the act of smoking out of a chicks cooter

we went to a party and went cooterpuffing

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

Cooterang

No matter how many times she gets passed around she always comes back to you.

Damn bro that bitch is a cooterang.

by UncleBabyDic July 30, 2019

Cooterbot

A big pussy.

I am crying about 13 days in a row I am a cooterbot.
I have to take a medical leave for a sniffle cooterbot status.

by Binsquad November 26, 2021

cooterbox

another name for a smelly vagina

"Damn, that bitch was hot but her cooterbox smelled like ass!"

by tyler stephen November 5, 2007

cooterback

A person, sometimes athletic, who is promiscuously sexual.
Derived from the term "quarterback."

Five girls in one week? Homeboy is an all-star cooterback!

by Trey el Jefe April 18, 2008

cooterbumper

a lesbian or bi that does girls. must be a girl. aka they bump cooters.

girl:liz does girls.
boy:a cooterbumper?

by Dorathy Oz July 12, 2009