asshole cockfucker

an asshole that also happens to be a cockfucker... see cockfucker

That chick is an asshole cockfucker, one time i heard her assole fucked a cock so hard its made a penis vagina

by mike mikerson October 29, 2007

costfucker

Original name: Costcutter. Chain of shitty, high-priced convenience shops. Usually do deals on beer. Can also be open 24hours.

Just going to costfucker to get sum rizlas

by No.Mad.Ic January 28, 2007

cornfucker

One who fucks corn with great ardor and zeal.

Jeez, Antu, you're such a cornfucker.

by Derek G July 16, 2008

Coffucker

The person in the office who drinks coffee all day, but never helps make a fucking pot of it!

I see you are drinking the last cup of coffee again without making more, you god damn COFFUCKER!!!

by milltools December 31, 2011

Confuckered

The feeling of being both confused and f*cked.

• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.

• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.

Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.

• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.

• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.

(After volunteering to reprogram your bosses computer a week after starting a new job) "What the hell did I do? I'm so confuckered."

by emilynashea May 24, 2014

Confuckery

When you're both confuddled and fucked over by everything going on around you.

Brad: Hey, did you see how many tests we have this week?

Chad: Yeah, bro. What a confuckery this is.

by Aerohed March 14, 2018

Cornfuckery

/kôrnˈfəkərē/ noun. behavior that suspends belief that an individual, group, notion or act is acceptable by any contemporary standards. term rarely spoken to callout such behavior but often seen as countenance through gasps or raised eyebrows on those identifying such behavior. a parlance often written as two separate words but spoken as one. Previously posted on December 20, 2020 but unpublished by accident March 20, 2022

His cornfuckery perplexed her. Their collective cornfuckery pushed the goalposts of credibility. My cornfuckery painted me into a corner.

by lifeintheair March 20, 2022