Cockzilla

The exxagerated nickname I give to my penis. Cock because thats what it is...a cock, and Zilla is e reference to the great film adaptation of a giant human protecting reptile Godzilla films from back in the 60's and 70's.

Karla: Lonnie you are a blessed man. Most of the guys I have dealt with either cum quick, or their dick just isn't big enough. It doesn't hit that spot like yours does.

Lonnie: Oh, you mean ol cockzilla? I pounded it out hunh?

Karla: Yeah you did. My coochie is sore.

Lonnie: Well, you know...when you got one o' deeze.

Karla: (giggle giggle giggle)

Lonnie: You just let me know when you are ready. Hit that again. Next time let it grow though. I'm tired of it shaved.

by the recipient of one June 15, 2009

Cockzilla

Used to express a rather large penis. Be careful, as this word can be easily exaggerated to make it sound like someone else's dick is rather large.

Boyfriend: I'm like cockzilla down there
Girlfriend: Oh yeah? I bet you can't even fill me up.

by HumanDictionary69 June 18, 2018

Goochzilla

Goochzilla (pronounced "Gooch-zira" in Japanese) was just a gooch known as a Goochasaurus, When the Americans attacked Lagos Island in 1944 the goochasaurus was arroused and attacked the noisey american soldiers. The Japanesse thought that the goochasaurus was protecting them. Later a nuclear test was held, transforming the goochasaurus into a giant reptillian gooch monster that towered over many buildings and trees. Soon he gained the ability to breathe fire or fromunder cheese.

Person 1: WTF smells like nut butter?
Person 2: Your mom opened her mouth to speak. She's got some goochzilla breath.

by hellokittyxoxo June 17, 2009

cockzilla

Virginia Porn STAR

Hey, I ran into Brandon, aka Cockzilla, at the strip club last night.

by Brandon B October 28, 2003

Cockzilla

Term often used when ratchet hoes reference a abnormally large piece originally derived from the crystallized puddle regions of Antigo WI

cockzilla itself thrust great pleasure upon many unsuspecting but willing puddle sluts #facts #Rockstar lifestyle might not make it.

by D-DUBBZ GET WIDD EM OR GET LOW May 28, 2018

CockZilla

A penis so big and powerfull that the world breaks beneath it.

That girl i was with yesterday peed herself when she saw my Cockzilla.

by WizardLizard#KingCock April 20, 2018

Croczilla

Croczilla is a two faced being who hates Oliver and his cats but acts like he loves them. He turns people named Oliver away from their friends and makes them crazy.

Croczilla is a two faced being.

by Croczilla hates oliver July 20, 2019