console wars

The stupidiest war that has ever been fought... Ever. It's usually filled with stupid graphic whoring fanboys and nerds who always have to point out every detail of a console thinking that the more power it has the better it is. (Newsflash: Just cause it has more power doesn't mean it's instantly better. For example the SNES didn't need fancy graphics just to create awesome games.).

With the release of the Nintendo DS and PSP the stupidity has taken to a next level, man I should write an article called "Nintendo geeks versus Sony freaks"

(Oh yeah and freak is used as an insult, I can't believe people title themselves as 'freaks', I'll just point and laugh at them.)

by That one guy April 10, 2005

console wars

The seemingly neverending battle over which gaming console is supreme among all the others.

In the past, the console wars were between Nintendo and Sega, but nowadays, the three main competitors are Sony with the Playstation 2, Nintendo with the Gamecube, and Microsoft with the XBox.

It's really not that big an issue, but since some people love to argue over inane topics, the console wars rage on.

"Man, did you hear? Sony's releasing the PS3!"

"Just another contender in the console wars.

by Mephianse September 8, 2004

ConSOLD out

When a computer video game company / development team, dumb down computer games to allow users with video game consoles to play the same game. Usually resulting in either a overall horrible computer game due to the transition or the computer game being stripped of several options it was or has known to be normally accustomed to so that console users can play the game.

Dan says, "Hey, have you played Dungeon Siege 3?" Charles says, "Ya it sucks so bro, they consold out so bad you can't even use the keyboard to chat!"

by PiNeBoX July 15, 2011

Consolation Text

When you send out a text to one of your closest friends in the event that the people you are with ignore you, therefore, making it awkward. It makes it look like you are doing something, and not just a complete loser.

*You Texting*: Hey bro, this is a consolation text, my girlfriend went talk to some people I don't know.

*Friend Texting*: Dude, I feel your pain..my girlfriend does that to me all of the time.

by Fretichey217 January 13, 2011

Console Peasant

A console elitist,who will blindly buy every console that's made either by Sony or Microsoft(most common examples).A console peasant will support Sony or Microsoft even when they're clearly making bad decisions,and will not listen to any negative comment towards their console,often saying things that don't make sense or are false.Also just because you own a console doesn't make you a console peasant,as long as you acknowledge that consoles are weaker than the PC.

PC gamer: Consoles are weaker compered to their PC counterparts
Console Peasant: NO! CONSOLES ARE BETTER IN EVERY SINGLE WAY!PC GAMING IS DEAD ,BUT YOU PC GAMERS HAVEN'T REALIZED IT YET! XBOX IS THE FUTURE....(you get the point)

by I came here from barry January 5, 2018

Conspicuous

1. Adj; Describes something thats easy to see. Something that catches a lot of attention or is fairly unique.

2. Lady Gaga

Me: Holy shit, did you see Lady Gaga at the grammys?

You: No crap, a blind person couldve pointed her out.

Me: Ya, shes really conspicuous.

You: What?

Me: Sorry, I dont know any words small enough for you to understand

by Whores R Us February 18, 2010

consolation

Relief or comfort in sorrow or suffering.

Although we miss our dog very much, it is a consolation to know that she died quickly, wihtout suffering.

by Larstait November 10, 2003