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Couch Conquest 

A strategic coup d'état of a couch or other piece of furniture. Accomplished by means of small, deliberate moves toward both extremities of the seating arrangement simultaneously. The end goal is reached when one maintains full possession of the couch, futon, sofa, or love seat. Ejection of any and all previous couch-goers to the floor is preferable. A cunning and underhanded move requiring skill, tact, and wit.
I wanted to stretch my legs, so I went all manifest destiny on Gus and Sam. They finally surrendered to my inevitable couch conquest, relocating themselves to the floor.
Couch Conquest by Max77 October 26, 2010
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Urethra Conquest 

The act of shoving a barrel of a PKP Pecheneg Light Machine Gun up a mans urethra
"If tim doesn't show up to the party, i will show him Urethra Conquest!"

Creature Conquest 

A roblox monster-collecting game that uses 2D sprites.
Have you played Creature Conquest yet? I heard they have over 300 creatures!
Creature Conquest by anonymous September 14, 2020

World Conquest Moderation Team 

WC Mods are power tripping assholes that ban people for absolutely no reason and have zero justification and usually get away with it. “well that’s just a normal discord mod?” Well there’s a twist, they are either A full on Taliban supporter ( Noorullah ) or a fat fuck that instigates fights like an asshat. There’s also the Child Predator AKA linkwhy.

Ez conquest 

best ez club ever!!!!! galaxy can suck it
wow ur in ez conquest, ur so cool.
Ez conquest by notbob69 April 20, 2020

Pokémon:Johto League Conquest 

An "Epic" Pokémon Fan Fiction following the story of a 15 year old teen named, Cronus. With Chikory, his Chikorita and His best friend, Taro. Created "TrickyClown" of Deviant Art, also known as "Crono" from Vizzed Board. It can be known as Pokémon:JLC. His Fan Fiction has opened eyes through most of the internet and some people get inspired by it. The writer chose to add sequels to Johto League Conquest by having the main character, Cronus travel to all the Pokémon Regions. "My fan fiction will die, when the Pokémon Franchise dies, in which I doubt very much." says writer of Johto League Conquest, Crono. He says that he is making NO profit at all from the Fan Fiction and is only writing it for the entertainment of his readers. Thus, leaving Crono writing chapters for the story every week or so.
Websites in which provide chapters to Pokémon:Johto League Conquest:

1)trickyclown.deviantart.com/ <--(Crono's Primary uploading source for Johto League Conquest)

2)www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/thread.php?id=11540 <--(His second uploading source for Johto League Conquest)

World Conquest 

World Conquest ( Roblox ) is a roleplaying game that is based on nations that you can Roleplay as. You can preform military actions and etc. it’s ran by retarded mods that have a criminal conviction irl.
Fucking asshole World Conquest mod banned me again.”