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conlag

Short for "conversation lag". When you chat online, your message can sometimes come out after someone else's message, causing confusion.
1> I just got my new album!!!
2> my fish just died :(
1> AWESOME!
1> whoops, conlag :P
by Aupajo November 19, 2007
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Contange

"I heard she lives in a contange"
"Haha, really? What a slag!"
by Lankylobsterlegs April 3, 2020
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conangrayeatskids

hottest person on tiktok.

I LOVE CONANGRAYEATSKIDS
Hey there omg are u conangrayeatskids??!!?!
YES I AM

OMG IM A BIG FAN!!???!!!
by peelover88888888881 March 4, 2021
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contango

Contango (as defined at http://www.investorwords.com)is "a condition in which distant delivery prices for futures exceed spot prices, often due to the costs of storing and insuring the underlying commodity. opposite of backwardation." The potential, substantial economic and worldwide significance of contango came to light after an investigative reporter did a review of contango's effect on world oil prices. That analysis can be found on NPR's "All Things Considered" dated August 24, 2006 entitled "Analyst: Blame Investors for High Gas Prices".
"Contango" might be one cause for up to 20% of the past run up in prices of oil around the world. Major investors such as hedge funds, brokerage houses, banks, pension funds, etc. are making large guaranteed profits whenever unusual levels of contango develop in oil commodity prices. Contango is the opposite of "backwardation" (where the reverse price level differences occur in the futures market). Contango lets investors lock in guaranteed significant profits by buying oil at "low" current prices and selling the same oil to others at guaranteed higher prices in the future i.e. through the futures market. When the price of storage and insurance to hold the commodities for future delivery (plus the initial purchase price) is less than the total future price received, then guaranteed profits result by utilizing and understanding contango.
by Ubunto September 15, 2008
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Conlan

When you find a Conlan you are lucky! Conlans can be annoying at sometimes but they are really funny. Conlans Only have a couple girlfriends throughout there whole life because when they decide to date that person he makes sure it’s gonna last. Conlans don’t like short realstionships. If you get to know him he is very Nice and kind and cairing. Conlans usually have Brown or black hair it’s rare to see a conlan with blonde or red hair.
Girl 1: Conlan with you go out with me?
Conlan: I’m sorry but your longest relationship was 1 week.
*One week by*
Girl 2: Hey conlan with you go out with me?
Conlan: yes because your longest realstionship was for 3 years.
by TheFutuerWriter May 11, 2019
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conangraysexual

Only being attracted to Conan Gray
I can’t go on a date with you… I’m conangraysexual
by ConanGraylover1998 July 25, 2021
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contangarious

Like plenty backanal
So I hear you was with the neighbor wife contangarious
by Blacks 96 June 10, 2022
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