Conestoga

An uncircumcised penis.

So was the sex good?

No, he had a Conestoga. It had no face. No personality.

by Atlas Jobinson April 11, 2009

conestoga wagon

When you're taking the Oregon Trail and you pull a blanket or some other form of cover over your partner's face.

Dude I gave Annie an awesome Conestoga Wagon last night.

by WagonRider November 18, 2017

ghetto conestoga

A 7-8 year old vehicle with a Blue Book value of < $2,000 that has been "all nigga'd up" with $10,000 of aftermarket bling such as 22 inch wagon wheels and rubber band tires,European tail lights,a window rattling 5,000 watt amplifier and sub woofer system,and fake fur interior trim.

Look at that Ghetto conestoga. The tires are worth more than the car.

by wolfbait51 September 24, 2011

Conestoga

basically the same as "The Haverford School" (search in dictionary)

buncha wannabe rich fags with lil pipes
get lucky at everything and will eventually fail in life along with Ridley.

conestoga? who? oh HAHA the bitchs

by Constogay March 10, 2005

Conestoga

A school for punk bitches who have to sit down to pee, and on weekends do stunts for Little Richard in gay movies. They suck at football too.

What can I say about Conestoga that hasn't been said about Afganistan? It's bombed out and depleted.

by Kevin Clancy March 15, 2005

Conestoga Valley

Most people change, and they start following stupid people. People are so desperate in this school. They would stab you in the back to impress a thot. This school doesn’t have crap, but isn’t poor.

If you go to Conestoga Valley you are fake and a pain.

by Conestoga Valley January 15, 2019

conestoga highschool

a crowded and beat school in southeast PA. We smart and savage. it is very beat, and they make u wake up early as fuck. the teachers are chill less. our drink of choice is natural ice. we smart, but we chillin.

Candice blew a smart Asian from conestoga highschool.

by 1234569dicks June 5, 2016