anal consumption

A more advanced type of eating ass, that only intellectuals could understand

non-intellectual: "I ate my girlfriends ass last night"
intellectual: "Is that so? Well at a late time period yesterday, I participated in some anal consumption with my female romantic partner."

by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018

temple of consumption

The shopping mall where the ardent consumers go to worship their god... material goods.

Bob - you watching the game today?
Bill - no can do, the missus is going shopping so I will be living in exile at the temple of consumption.
Bob - sorry to hear it... we will have fun without you.

by jfburke619 December 15, 2013

Ideal Boba Consumption Time

The ideal boba consumption time is an artful window, typically between the hours of 12 and 3. However, boba is best consumed within one to three hours after eating a meal, so times may vary based on culture and personal scheduling.

What will be our Ideal Boba Consumption Time if we eat at 1?

by bobaoclock January 19, 2021

Consumptionism

An ideology, or system of beliefs, that prioritizes consumption and spending above all else. Most Americans practice this, while their credit lender encourage it.

Jane: Where did Stacy get those new shoes? And the purse? I thought she said her credit card was maxed out.
Jessica: Oh, it is. But she's consumptionist--you know, she believes in consumptionism...so she opened another credit card. I think that's her tenth one now.

by Visari01 August 12, 2014

consumptionjunction

Quite possibly the single largest repository of filth, perversion and sickening images on the entire internet.

Complete with daily editorials and constantly updated files, it is a site that should truly never be overlooked when the more depraived side of the human nature comes out.

"You ever seen the ass tulips movie clip at consumptionjunction.com?"

"I dont wanna talk about it..."

by Golden Hobo May 24, 2005

condomplating

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.

She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."

by Peter Moody November 5, 2008

Condumb

People who think condoms are dumb: Condumb

Dude condumbs are dumb.

by Samuraii September 20, 2007