Condolatulations

A remark one might deliver to another upon receiving news of something tragic or depressing despite being simultaneously needed or desired.

Statement: "I was just laid off from my shitty job."
Remark: "My sincerest condolatulations. Lets celebrate!"

by Marrio13 September 2, 2011

Convosate

Another word for conversation or used when trying to convosate with someone speaking over you

I’m trying to convosate with u and u keep talking over me.

by Defences March 22, 2022

condomeater

1. rare insult used against someone saying they eat condoms (whether used or not is not normally specified)

2. used to describe someone who doesn't use condoms

1. 'You eat out of dustbins!'
'You're a condomeater!'

2. Guy: 'Do you have a condom?'
Girl: 'Dude, I'm a condomeater'

by This_Is_Not_A_Name January 17, 2010

condensate

when condensed steam drips from a surface

i just got condensated on by the top of my styrofoam chinese box.

by james Peterso December 28, 2008

Condone

a word most people spell as "condom" in their mind.

condone

by WrapCrap February 1, 2019

Coronate

Coronate is a word used in a situation where someone sneezes continuously in the public

Oluwa wetin dey coronate?

by Awo_pa March 1, 2020

coronateen

A child turning 13 during the months of January-March of 2034. These children were all conceived during February-April of 2020, when the world was too scared to leave their homes, from fear of the virus!

This kid is a Coronateen, his/her parents didn’t really want or expect to have them, but they were scared, bored and had nothing better to do than have sex and bid on rolls of TP on eBay, all day for 3 months!

by Banks1980 March 15, 2020