Coldolence

noun. Cold-ol-ence. An expression of sympathy for someone experiencing a bad cold. Similar to condolence except this word is used expressly for someone who is sick.

Susan approaches her friend Caryn who is sneezing and her eyes are visibly swollen and red.

Susan: "Oh my, what is going on with you, Caryn?"

Caryn: "Aaachoo!!! Oh doe, I dink I hab a code"

Susan: "You poor dear, you have my coldolences"

by brokenheartmender January 19, 2011

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condollence

An expression of sympathy to a young girl over a no-longer-usable human-replica toy.

During the course of my weekly vacuuming, I accidentally destroyed my 8-year-old daughter's Malibu Barbie, but since it was a very common style that was therefore readily available at the local Walmart, I was able to simply replace the broken unit with an identical new one, and so my "little mama" never knew the difference when she got home from school; no condollences were required.

by QuacksO December 17, 2021

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