Jump to conclusions mat

its a mat with different conclusions you can jump too. the worst idea ever.

see office space

by vincenzo December 3, 2003

Conversion Kit

The act of changing ones sexual preferance. Typically from female on female to female on male.

Michelle was given a conversion kit by shane, which put julie out of a job and relationship...

by s._w._ March 31, 2009

conclusionist

A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.

Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.

by Gadget King September 25, 2011

jailhouse conversion

A sudden shift in belief systems (usually finding Jesus, but also Allah and probably every other Deity) after a period of incarceration. Usually a ploy for leniency with the legal system. Oddly, given the separation of church and state that we're supposed to have in this country, it does sometimes seem to have a positive effect when going to talk to the judge/parole board. Everyone from your local meth dealer to Manuel Noriega, Dictator of Panama have tried this one, making it one of the truly "oldest ones in the book".

typical jailhouse conversion:

Crack Dealer: Your Honor, I found Jesus in the Dade County Jail.

Judge: Big deal, this is Florida, every third guy in there is named Jesus....

by Madmann October 10, 2005

Split conversion

Rarely achieved; when you get that threesome and still get to hit your side chick after.

“Bro, hit that split conversion last night. Becky and Stephaine were the main course and went to Jessica’s after for dessert.”

by Tatted truffle pig September 16, 2023

conversion party

Sex party where HIV negative men go to have sex with multiple positive partners in hopes of getting infected.

I tried to stop Joe from going to that conversion party, but he is stupid and thinks getting infected is hot.

by dannyboy001 October 31, 2011

In conclusion

the most basic and simplest way to end your essay that you forgot was due the next day.

"In conclusion, the most basic and simplest way to end your essay that you forgot was due the next day is "in conclusion"."

by the ace-o-spades February 27, 2010