Computer liposuction

This term was created for people on social media who alter their selfies to make themselves look better. Photo shopping mass quantities of lard from their bodies so people will believe they aren't fat blobs.

Damn bro, Jaime was looking fine in her Facebook profile picture. Too bad she had some computer liposuction done!!

by Bada Bing Martin October 21, 2015

rectal computer

A computer that is medically shoved into your anal cavity. Often obtains viruses, and sometimes itches.

Woah, Tom got a new rectal computer!

by Water Washington April 14, 2014

Your computer has virus

This is what you hear before the Indian scammer starts to fix your computer but actually steals $11,000 from you.

John: "Hello, is this Microsoft tech support?"
Scammer: "Hello, your computer has virus."

by I just work here March 30, 2021

clown computing

When you try to cram as many services (or vms) onto a single machine as possible.

We're moving our database, app servers, reporting, message queues, mail servers, and static content to a single machine as part of the Clown Computing initiative.

by ITInformer June 3, 2009

Computical

Dealing with computers as in Desktops, laptops, printers, and other peripherals.

We have a lot of computical equipment.

by RedHawkTech April 29, 2009

Cloud Computing

Utilizing the resonance of water molecules in clouds when disturbed by wireless signals to transmit data around the globe from cloud to cloud.

I use cloud computing so I don't have to worry about viruses, I only have to worry about birds flying through my cloud.

by xelanil March 21, 2011

Does not compute

A phrase often used by computers and robots in science fiction TV shows and movies, meaning failure to understand.

The phrase has been attributed to the comedy TV show ‘My Living Doll’.

Does not compute. Please say that again in plain English.

by AuntyMouse April 12, 2009