CompuServe

An archaic spin-off of the system-crash-waiting-to-happen, AOL. Quite possibly worse than AOL... if that even makes sense. Known to scare innocent children across the globe.

"...AOL just sent me an e-mail trying to get me to switch over from CompuServe... I'm scared shitless... ::locks self up in bomb shelter for 15 years::"

by EnixPSIkid451 March 5, 2005

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house of composure

The house of composure is a fictional establishment where nothing resembling madness can occur. Legend has it, the house of composure may have once been located at the corner of Tremont and Tremont in Boston, MA or at the corner of Columbus and Columbus just a few blocks away. Many young people aspire to one day attain one of the 100 bedrooms inside the house of composure but have yet to find it.

"House of composure, where is your posture?"

"This is the room of emotions, NOT the house of composure."

by simmaranfo April 1, 2007

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Musical ConPOSER

A person who likes a certain type of music to fit into a group of popular people even though they hate the type of music.

Musical: The music

Con: Against their own opinion

Poser: A total fake who tries to fit in but makes even more of an ass of themself's than they were before.

Jeez Joel doesn't even like rock he's such a musical conPOSER

by poserh8 June 8, 2009

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Composery

When someone creates a bad song that sounds very silly and tomfoolery-esque.

"Hey man, did you hear the new song Fletcher Beasley made?"
"No? Explain it to me."
"It's called Funhouse. It kinda just sounds like he just put random notes and sound effects in a synthesizer."
"Oh, so he's up to that composery again."

by Cattail (KidNamedFinger) November 12, 2023

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