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Weighted Companion Cube

The most beloved "character" in the Valve game Portal, it is considered a character in most tenses of the word due to its helpfulness and aura of friendliness, though it does not talk, and thus cannot threaten to stab you.

The Companion Cube is only used in one level of the game, but it leaves a lasting memory and somewhat of a motive for the main character to "kill" GLaDOS, the antagonist of the game.

The main character, however, does not seem to have as much of a link or heart felt connection as does most other test subjects of the Apeture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. This is shown by graphetti drawings on the walls in a hidden room within the level of the Companion Cube. At the end of the level, the main character is forced to euthanize the Companion Cube in a pit of fiery liquid metal. After which GLaDOS congratulates the main character and comments that she is the quickest of all test subjects to euthanize the Companion Cube.

At the end of Portal, the main character finally receives the cake in a brief party in which the Companion Cube is invited and surprisingly shows up.

The Companion Cube is your very best friend in the world, is male, cannot talk (though in the event that it does, Apeture Science strongly disregards listening to any of his suggestions), and is covered in hearts.
The Weighted Companion Cube would never hurt me.

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
by Xivili October 26, 2009
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To constantly compare ourselves with others, producing unwanted thoughts and feelings that drive us to depression, consumption, anxiety, and all-around joyous discontent. Coined by Paul Angone on allgroanup.com and in his book 101 Secrets for Your Twenties.
Obsessive Comparison Disorder is the smallpox of our generation. 9 out of 10 doctors agree this disorder is the leading cause of eating a whole sleeve of Oreo’s while watching Real Housewives of OC.
by densitybacon May 24, 2015
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CompanioNanny

A Nanny who is hired not primarily to take care of someone’s children or house, but instead to be a companion for the home owner.
Jen: Did you meet Loretta’s new Nanny?
Shaniqua: Yes. She hardly paid any attention to the kids.
Jen: Damn straight, and Loretta spent the whole evening chatting with her like they were just friends.
Shaniqua: Oh yeah … she got herself a companionanny.
by tinky2jed December 3, 2011
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Companion Dog Club

An assortment of mostly ugly lesbian women and fat gay men who cannot get along well in normal gathering type atmospheres (bars, clubs....). They thriven e on their ability to control dogs. They put these poor creatures through Agility Training, Behaviour modifications, and will even hold tournaments in public areas to show off said skills. They call their pets their "children" and may even let them swim in their pools. They even go so far as to have award ceremonies for these types of things!!! They are often wart infested which is more of a become what you hang with - resembling German Sheppards in a way.
Hey - let's meet at the Companion Dog Club training center tonight!

Sure Kelly - are we still going to pretend we are sisters?
by turthbetold2 July 14, 2010
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weighted companion cube

A special version of the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube. This cube is integral to your success.
Your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. If your Weighted Companion Cube does speak, please disregard its advice.
by GLaDOS November 6, 2007
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Couch Companion

Someone of the opposite sex, male or female, often an intimate friend, with whom one engages in make-out type activity (often while watching a movie), or even actual sex, but where said activity is limited to the couch and is not reflective of the overall relationship.
Sue: "Mary, is that your boyfriend over there?"
Mary: "Naw, he's just a Couch Companion..."
by Anthrage June 29, 2011
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Male companionship

When old ladies need some dick but still gotta act like they wanna chat and get dinner first. Usually found in newspaper ads cuz old ppl don't know about tinder or Christian mingle yet.
Attractive, healthy, energetic, 60 years old female looking for "male companionship"
by krohnson November 30, 2017
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