knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

Cosmovert

An individual who derives enjoyment and energy from interacting with people who sees the world from a different perspective in deep and meaningful ways, especially through conversation.

I wouldnt call myself Introverted or extorverted, I'm more of a cosmovert.

by AnAverageName November 18, 2016

commoner

A term used for someone who has a low social status or someone who is considered useless to society.

"The commoner tried getting into my father's country club but our security guards threw him out."

by kenzk February 12, 2009

commode story

A made up story that you tell somebody to deceive or fool them.

You must have a commode story if you want them to believe you.

by magicianfromriga3 July 22, 2010

Commode Plume

The aerosol of contaminated bowl contents created and released into the surrounding environment by flushing toilet wastewater.

Oh, DAMN! I just found out that I might have acquired COVID from Commode Plume! The world just isn't safe ANYWHERE!!!

by YAWA January 25, 2021

backward combover

When balding person has to cover their bare scalp by covering it with hair from the back of the head.

I saw a guy in the hardware store and his hair was so neat. It looked so neat. th easiest way for me to explain it is to say it was like a backward combover.

by blulvr7 August 17, 2007

run some diagnostics on the commode

A formal way of saying "take a shit"

Tikh: Hey where ya headed to so fast?
Dylan: I just had my morning coffee, and now I gotta run some diagnostics on the commode!

by Lil' Enyaw December 11, 2016