commenate

comment + hate = commenate
hating comments

dude1: check my shit out
dude2: k...
dude1: dont fuckin commenate me, man

by C1J July 29, 2006

commenter

1. A person who comments on blogs, newspaper articles, or something similar, but does not necessarily go as far as writing a full blog, or replying via "blogging" to respond. A comment can be as long or as short as you would like it or are limited to. Full sentences and paragraphs are ok, while versions of shorthand would also be ok in most scenarios.

2. A person who hits the "Comment" button associated with many social networking sites and actions reported to you by other users.

3. Do not get this confused with a troll. This person does not specifically have an agenda to drive the conversation or even one other user either way, but this person is also welcome to leave their opinion in one comment.

4. A comment can be of any size and us usually dictated by the parameters of the box one is given to write or mark comments in.

EXAMPLE OF COMMENTING ON SOMEONES STATUS ON A SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE
"Blue is a color" <Click to comment>

EXAMPLE OF A NEWSPAPER OR NEWS SITE:
"The Rain Fell Today in Chicago --
So much rain for the Windy City, this feels like a small hurricane -- Signed, local newswoman" <Click to leave comments>
<comment by commenter 1> "Dumb news story -CMNT"

EXAMPLE OF A SUGGESTION COMMENT BOX:
"Please place suggestions in the box."

by Jim Wordism April 26, 2009

Facebook Commentathon

An endless, and often boring list of comments made by a number of friends over a number of days, often resulting in posts over 50 times the average quota of a Facebook post that invariably veer miles away from the initial postee's post.

Pete: Had the best night eva with Sammy D and co - yeah man, you guy's fucking rock!
(100 posts later ...)
Eddie: I think elephants really have amaaaaaaaaaazing memories and shit. And wtf is with the Facebook Commentathon dude?

by Bally in the Bellfry February 26, 2011

Compensate

Pronunciation key( Com-pen-sayt)
verb
1. To make up for something that you don't have.
2. see compensation

1.Dude, He's just blowing smoke 'cause he's compensating for not having a good computer.

2.|\/|4|\|!!!! 1'|\/| go1|\|g 7o |<111 7|-|a7 guy on <5!!!(Man!!!!, I'm going to kill that guy on CS)
me: Dude, you're 1337 sucks. stop trying to compensate 'cause you don't have his skills

by Me-hung-low August 14, 2006

MLIA Commenter

A ruthless bunch of people who's sole purpose is to rip apart stories, and idiots with poor grammar. It tends to be a very private tribe who is slow to accept outsiders. It's safe to assume all the males in the tribe are well hung and the females are bound to the kitchen.

n00b: LOL. i voted for this: your cafeteria ladies are stupid, more stupider than my cafeteria ladies. LOL.
MLIA Commenters:
Could they even be a stupid as you? Nah, probably not.
You're so stupid.
GTFO

by thatmsufan December 17, 2010

commanate

verb: to add commas into a sentence

Please commanate the sentences that are missing puctuation.

by Chiqueta December 16, 2010

compensated endorser

A new euphemism for "paid actor". Commonly found on late night infomercials and programming on television stations with a high amount of senior citizens as its viewer base.

"Don't take our word for it, though! Ask compensated endorser Tom Kruze for his opinion!" "I was worried that trying Extenze was not only unhealthy, but completely pointless and fiscally irresponsible, but now, my schlort is still worth precisely nothing!"

by Aeiouza December 26, 2013