Cumikaze

A guy who makes the ultimate sacrifice, his dignity, a random chick that constantly rejected him for four and a half years until he was rejected.

That boy is gonna end up being a cumikaze if he keeps following that girl around.

by Sol G June 12, 2018

Cumikaze

When you bust nut into your own face

Billy was home alone and accidentally cumikazed himself

by Swagdaddy22 October 11, 2018

Cosmiclazers

A little bit stupid, also kinda cringe. Somehow the most unlikable person that everyone loves, with a voice that can only be described as the vocal embodiment of someone ripping off a hangnail, yet still a pleasure to hear.

Jack: Oh god, this guy is acting like a Cosmiclazers.

Cosmiclazers: huh, what.
Jack: OH, it is Cosmiclazers... DO A FACE REVEAL

by Cosmiclazers January 12, 2022

commakaze

The point in which an English major or swamped college student's brain shuts down grammatically. Which usually ends up with a comma bukkake of the sorts.

Ah man I commakaze-d that paper, thank god for Word.

by bronxblazer March 15, 2010

Comikaze Artist

An artist that googles images of a subject then uses parts from all the images to create a new version of the original.

My tattoo artist makes my images unique because she is a comikaze artist.

by Tattoo Kim 1.3 September 27, 2023

compikaze

A computer that frequently spontaneously tries to destroy itself. Suicide attempts are often accompanied by vague error statements or complete destruction of anything that could be considered normal computer procedure. Also referred to as "seppukomp"

My computer every waking day.

by Christina Masters March 10, 2004

Comicbated

-Verb

Comically Masturbated; Spinning one's creative wheels for 3 hours or more and not getting anywhere.

Present tense: Comicbation

"I comicbated a few hours before I went to sleep."

"I comicbated in class this morning."

"There was no time to waste today for anything today other than comicbation."

"Comicbation set in shortly after I took out the trash."

by The Fastest Jerk Alive October 5, 2010