Comfartable

The point in a relationship when one or both parties are comfortable farting in front of eachother.

Adam dumped Eva when she was comfartable well before he was.

by Lotuschef September 17, 2015

Combustible lemon

A sour citrus fruit that a man named Cave Johnson invented to make explosive. It is capable of burning a house down.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see lifes' manager!! Make life rue the day it thought i could give Cave Johnson lemons!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a Combustible lemon that burns your house down!

by beans lad July 26, 2011

coffume

Overpowering perfume smelling coffee due to the transferance of cheap perfume onto your styrofoam coffee cup.

After going through drive through....
Driver, "Shit.."
Pass, "What?"
D, "This coffee smells like coffume because that skank put on too much cheap perfume this morning.."
P, "Not many dudes work in these places."

by tankmantank October 16, 2009

combustication

synonymous with combustion, just a lot more enthusiastic. Invented by Julius Sumner Miller during a physics demonstration in 1969.

I don't like combustion. It's too quiet. I have some stuff in a state of combustication.
-Julius Sumner Miller

by nsyygre June 7, 2010

Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome

An uncommon yet highly infectious disease characterised by the repetitive and highly explosive detonations released from one's rectum, often coinciding with a massive expulsion of shit and piss (shiss, or pisst if you prefer). Strangely, the sizes of the sudden shit-splosions have been measured to be over 10 meters long and contain more force and matter than the unfortunate individual could possibly house. Despite the disease being almost impossible to investigate, it is thought that the sudden force of explosive diarrhea rips a hole in the fabric of the universe, creating a small temporary wormhole allowing more shit to travel through. Some scientists theorise that if the disease was more closely understood, it is possible that it could hold the key to both interdimensional and warp-speed travel.
The exact origin of this disease of this is unknown, but it is theorised to either have been caused by the founding of Taco Bell in 1962, or the popularisation of commercial laxatives in the late 1920s.

Michael: Ah fuck man, the doctor has diagnosed me with Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome. He-
*FUCKING EXPLODES IN A MASSIVE SHOWER OF SHIT AND PISS, INSTANTLY DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN A 10 MILE RADIUS*
Devin, now covered in diarrhea: Bummer, dude.

by sussy among baka balls March 18, 2022

combundance

Combundance is a word that common folk like you shall not ever seen to grasp. This word is for sophisticated aristocrats like Sir Friedrich Wazzlebozzle.

Oh darling, aren't these orphans so delightfully full of combundance.

by Sir Friedrich Wozzle Bozzle February 9, 2020

Comfat

The act of gaining additional weight when one enters into a long term relationship.

“Comfortably fat”

“Have you seen Ashley lately? Since she started Dating Derek, she’s gotten pretty Comfat."

by aceventura0907 November 14, 2010