Colon Three

:3 is a cat face. Used as a sort of cutesy or shy smile, playful or bashful. In real life it would be expressed with a slight, coquettish pursing of the lips.

"Did you get the new picture I sent you? :3" (colon three)

by DaystarEld February 7, 2012

Colonic Apocalypse

1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.

2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.

John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."

Mike: "Should I call 911?"

by Ender Castigan February 24, 2008

Colonial water pump

When you meet someone special that is a half arm amputee. He/she grabs your penis with their good arm and you crank the "nub" pumping it, up and down like a an old fashioned water pump. The stroke is depending on what speed you want them to go

**Works the most efficiently when you are face to face

Bro, she gave me a colonial water pump last night and it was awesome

by Henny2002 October 13, 2015

kick up the colon

This is worse than a kick on the butt because it is analy invasive!

The home team got a real kick up the colon when they lost by 30 points!

by I, Wreckerrr January 15, 2021

Colonial Style

When you have sex as they would have in the colonial days.

Seamus: We were having sex colonial style, churning that butter!

by Teh Creature Talk September 8, 2011

Colonel Flan

A constant flip-flopper who steals shotgun and is far too tall to hangout. If it wasn't for his tripod he would be totally irrelevant.

Kagan? More like Colonel Flan! Did you hear about him trying to change the shotgun rules on the trip to the beach when we stopped at the gas station?

by TRUFUS December 7, 2009

Colonavirus

When your Corona Virus lockdown diet consists of nothing but Takis, Mountain Dew and fast food drive thru take out resulting in a series of explosive colon releases like never before seen.

This Kungflu is nothing compared to the colonavirus I got now from 6 weeks of Taco Bell, McDonald’s and Arby’s. I may have to renovate the shitter when this lockdown is over.

by Dick Onchin May 19, 2020