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Colleen

Colleens are typically known for their beauty and mysterious ways upon first sight. Colleens, after being known by an individual, continue to develop their beauty inside and out, and begin to drag the individual in, seduced by its looks and personality. A Colleen is typically a blonde, petite, athletic, gorgeous person with smart intellect, witty vocabulary and a very diverse sense of humor. Colleens are very out going and loveable though sometimes shy and quiet. Colleens love to have their backs rubbed, and their necks kissed while lying in a comfortable bed. A Colleen is always looking for an adventure, so if an individual has one, she will most likely join in on the fun. When a Colleen is cornered or threatened, it may occasionally "fight", but more frequently take "flight". Colleens will run away from a problem or confrontation and play impossible to catch rather than fix it. Colleens will also hide their feelings or convince those with different ones to cover up its real feelings. These defense abilities are confusing and debilitating but are not hard to cope with. Colleens are easy/great to fall in love with, but they are impossibly hard to fall out of love with. Once hooked to a Colleen, you certainly will maintain a strong connection for a very long time. They are addicting like a drug, except the high is much more uplifting. When in love with a Colleen, the individual’s life will surely change for the better and many magnificent memories will be made throughout the time. The individual will never want the love to end and hopefully live a long happy life with a Colleen. If a Colleen says it loves you, you're in luck for sure. Colleens need to be taken care of and treated right, and though it’s very hard at times to figure out the right way, in the end everything will work out right, through all the ups and all the downs. They are just a part of a colleen that makes up a larger, more beautiful, indescribable thing that a lucky individual can enjoy for a long time. Also, those with a mustang have an advantage to finding a Colleen as stated.
Damn thats a hot colleen over there, I wish I could get at that.
by ILoveCocaCola707 April 27, 2009
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Collegedale Police

A useless police force created to bring in revenue for the city of Collegedale, TN. They tend to abuse their power by bullying the citizens of Collegedale. They don't seem to attempt to stop burglaries or drug trafficking in the area, but will rudely bang on your door at 5 AM to complain about your parking job on your own damn driveway. They have also been known to kill suspects when the situation doesn't call for it. They can charge and get you convicted for anything, because the current judge doesn't seem to care if you are innocent or not.
Joe went 40 in a 35 mph zone and pulled over when he saw a Collegedale police officer behind him. Instead of a warning of a ticket, he got arrested and had his car illegally searched.

Broke Driver: The Collegedale police gave me a $90 ticket for going 90 in a 50, but I can only get up to 60 in my Geo Metro.
Sympathetic Friend: Yup they always add 15-30 mph on a ticket to make you look worse to the Judge so that life is harder for you.
by Proud Tennessean July 18, 2009
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colleenism

Any of the wonderful sayings remembered and repeated by Colleen and friends of Colleen.
Colleenism "I'm gonna punch your face off"
by DFZ123 October 14, 2012
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Colleena

“Colleena is a great friend, and can be a great enemy too. No enemies are great though, especially Colleena. Do NOT get on a Colleena’s bad side, she can literally kill you and have no remorse over it. What makes a Colleena a great friend is that she’ll tell you the truth even if it hurts. If you’ve got a Colleena as your friend, she’s got your back and will hurt anyone who messes with her and/or you. A Colleena may look innocent, but she can be a demon. If you have a Colleena as an enemy, she WILL take you down. A Colleena can be very competitive and cold. For some reason, a Colleena’s hands are always cold. I don’t know why? Kinda ironic since she can get cold easily. She can also get hot easily too...weird. A Colleena will normally think on how to gain world domination. Don’t underestimate a Colleena’s shortness, she’s got a LOT of power and can be very strong. She will try to overthrow and challenge a person who meets her abilities. She’s very competitive in a competition and will try her hardest to best you. She is a storm to mess with. A Colleena will also tackle you( that’s how a Colleena hugs) Watch our though, she can backstab you anytime though. A Colleena is both a friend and an enemy(frienemy) saying that she’s a great friend but you’ll still have a big rivalry with her. She can be the sweetest person alive but can turn intimidating and cold hearted in the blink of an eye. That’s basically, your friendship with a Colleena. Luv ya! “
From, a person named Angelica
“COLLEENA, PLEASE DONT KILL ME AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!”
by History_is_good June 23, 2018
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colleen ballinger

Is an amazing you tuber and creator of YouTube phenomenon, Miranda Sings. Her YouTube channel (phychosoprano) posts videos every Tuesday and Friday. On Tuesdays, she hosts Colleen's Corner, where her viewers ask her questions via the hashtag- #colleenscorner. On Fridays, she usually does a fun video, featuring her friends, her equally hilarious sister Rachel, or her boyfriend Joshua. (joshuadtv) In December she vloggs everyday with her family, her boyfriend and her friends. Also on her channel she posts bloopers of Miranda Videos and information about upcoming Miranda fun. Colleen is obsessed with Taco Bell, Beauty and the Beast/ anything Disney, and her family.
Random user: what's your favorite Disney song of all time? #colleenscorner

Colleen Ballinger: Isn't it obvious? *spontaneously starts singing "something there" from Beauty and the Beast*
by Hahahayourefunny December 24, 2013
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Collene

A Collene is a friend for life. No matter the distance or time between you, she will be there when you need her. If you're lucky enough to find a Collene, hold on to her, she's one of a kind.
I can't believe I found a friend like Collene! I'm so lucky!
by TheRealVern August 18, 2017
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Angry Colleen

A hand job ending with the person giving said handjob spitting on your face.
I had agreed to do my friends eulogy only if his sister gives me a angry colleen.
by Jr4567 March 18, 2022
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