coconut crab

The scariest animal in the world. Holy shit.

Thought to be responsible for eating Amelia Earhart. Yes.

Coconut crabs will eat you. Watch out.

by sin_duda October 28, 2009

Coconut Explosion

When a guy comes in a girl's mouth and she spits it back into his face.

Trevor came over last night and we went at it for hours. I gave him a taste of his own medicine at the end -- he got one hell of a coconut explosion!

by minutehandz March 12, 2011

cojonudo

Normally describes a situation, and means brilliant, awesome, cool

I'm gonna travel through Europe this month.
Cojonudo tio!

by kostan March 24, 2009

spell coconut

When a girl spells coconut while riding your dick with her hips. Like a sex starter tip

Becky: I've never had sex before what do I do?

Martha: girl don't worry. Just spell coconut with your hips

by Brysonhmyersoninstagram July 17, 2019

cojonóhahen

A Jílfreich term which means "bro" or friend.

dude 1: cojonóhahen you look amazing

dude 2: thanks cojonóhahen, you too

by Jílfreich December 28, 2013

coconut oil

The best all natural lube out there.

Hey babe.... U get the coconut oil?

by Musetoabuse October 2, 2013

Breaking coconuts

Vigorous masturbation while standing hunched over - to the point of looking like a primate angrily trying to break open some coconuts.

I walked in on my roommate watching porn and he was just breaking coconuts!

by funk579 May 28, 2009