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Cocksure 

To be incredibly boastful over the size of your penis; being excessively overconfident about the size of one's cock.
When Sarah asked Jim about his size, he answered in such a cocksure way that he got that bitches pussy wet.
Cocksure by Kevin R. P. July 24, 2008

Cocksure 

To be outlandishly boastful over the size of your penis; excessively overconfident about the size of one's cock.
When Sarah asked Jim about his size, he answered in such a cocksure way that he got that bitches pussy wet.
Cocksure by Kevin R. P. January 12, 2009

cockturkey 

In 2007, a group of students at U of Michigan stumbled upon a whiteboard drawing of a turkey, similar to ones you drew in the second grade by tracing your hand. This turkey was a trace of someone's cock and balls, altered to resemble a turkey. And so the legend was born.
Floyde Bayiha is a cockturkey.

Honestly, I've come to the conclusion that everyone involved in giving parking tickes are a bunch of cockturkeys.
cockturkey by justin credible also January 14, 2008