A person, usually harboring ill intent, who says or does things that lead others to believe they are a Grade A prick.
Anthony- "I like mangas."
Spam- "mangaz R teh sucK!" *stomps on Anthony's mangas*
Anthony- "You warholstering cockmongerer, you..."
Spam- "mangaz R teh sucK!" *stomps on Anthony's mangas*
Anthony- "You warholstering cockmongerer, you..."
by top hat September 7, 2008
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Monger: a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptible way (usually used in combination): a cockmonger.
A guy who trolls the internet trying to get girls to look at pictures of his penis.
Monger: a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptible way (usually used in combination): a cockmonger.
A guy who trolls the internet trying to get girls to look at pictures of his penis.
TiNy2009: "Please look at my webcam I'll do anything!"
Realwoman1998: "Fuck off you dirty cockmonger!"
Realwoman1998: "Fuck off you dirty cockmonger!"
by pet-selkie March 18, 2011
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1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia
2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man
3.) Daniel Olson
4.)Steve Parkin
2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man
3.) Daniel Olson
4.)Steve Parkin
Steve Parkin is such a cockmonger that no one will even be in the same locker room, for fear of Steve Parkin falling out of their open zipper when changing they draws!
by The Babysat July 18, 2004
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1. a person who is involved with penises in a petty or contemptible way.
2. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (penises in this case). This definition is mostly used in Britain.
3. someone who is incredibly fascinated in cocks.
1. a person who is involved with penises in a petty or contemptible way.
2. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (penises in this case). This definition is mostly used in Britain.
3. someone who is incredibly fascinated in cocks.
George Bush is a cockmonger.
by Kirtan Loor November 7, 2007
Get the cockmonger mug.A male who constantly displays his complete and utter penis like personality and world-view in nearly every situation in which he finds himself. Specifically this attitude is exemplified by a perpetual attitude of anger and disgust with the world and how it does not simply go the way said cockmonger wishes. This attitude is usually followed up by metaphorical threats of penile rape.
Guy: So did you get that girl’s number?
Cockmonger: No, that bitch can suck my cock. This whole fucking planet can just go choke on my huge veiny cock!
Cockmonger: No, that bitch can suck my cock. This whole fucking planet can just go choke on my huge veiny cock!
by Wurde Smythe December 12, 2007
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