cocksploding

The act of a a woman totally pwning a man using wit combined with hyperintelligence so viciously that his cock literally explodes out of fear and shock.

Alexandra: Kaitlyn is cocksploding Barry with her dazzling wit.

Austin: OMG Iknowrite? But I think my cock is still intact. Lemme check.

by dontuseyourrealname5258 March 3, 2011

cocksalot

A term used to describe the actions of one who seduces many women into sexual relations. Can also be used in first person when pronounced "cockalot" or as a name.

"Is that your boy over there spittin at that dime?"
"Yeah bro, he cocksalot of chicks..."

"Yo, you got game?"
"I don't know about game, but the ladies bust out my cockalot"

Sir Cocksalot

by csk24 September 16, 2007

cocksloth

One who slathers the male penis all over their face and can barely move because they are worda fat/word

Debbie is a real cocksloth

by Avolin June 26, 2003

Cockpilot

A pilot with at least 320 flight hours, whos extremities other than his penis never come into contact with the controls during flight.

And on the way home, you should have seen the cockpilot we had. He turned off the planes thrust like, 30 feet before we smacked onto the ground. Obviously can't multitask with that small cock.

by Masterdeath November 28, 2010

Cockslocker

Someone who use their dick tip to text

Burt you're a CockSlocker!

by Cherryblossomqueer January 17, 2018

cocksloper

getting slapped by more then 1 cocks at a time

example: Robby lost that battle so hard. Hes now getting cockslopered

by HAhaFagot March 25, 2021

Cocksplotch

Someone who is silly or stupid

Oh your such a cocksplotch!

by Cocksplotch lover June 26, 2021