Someone who is keen on mouthing cocks. He or she who is self proclaimed or even suspected of enjoying a penis in the mouth or even on the lips with only a threat of oral entry.

Sara: Yeah I think he was ready to give up on me until he found out I was a cockmouther. Hey pal get your fucking calogne selling ass off my fucking property you fucking cockmouther mother fucker!!!!!

cockmouther by The Blind Inventor March 7, 2008

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Cockmouthpoopslide

When someone vomits shite out there mouth because of upsidedown colon

i cockmouthpoopslided all over my car as i was driving

Cockmouthpoopslide by dean reeves July 7, 2008

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cokemouth

Strange taste in your mouth after drinking a lot of cola

I have a serious cokemouth man.

cokemouth by Moekfiy January 21, 2015

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Cockmouth

One experiences cockmouth when they are near or around a guy (or guys) and want to impress them with either their bullshit lies or actual awesome stories. Either way, when you are being a cockmouth, you just sound like a bragging bitch. A tell tale sign that you are suffering from cockmouth is when the people around you cannot stop rolling their eyes.

Julia: Yeah, Brad, I totally bungee jumped off of that bridge in Sydney, right after I explored the reef and fended off a giant sting ray who was trying to mate with my bestie. Did I tell you, I'm a trained animal psychiatrist, oh, and that stingray thing totes made me a local celebrity.

Sarah: (rolls eyes) Wow, Julia just won't shut her big fucking cockmouth.

Cockmouth by lifewithlemons November 15, 2011

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