One who enjoys munching or consuming cock. Any cock will do, but if this individual is a ballwasher (see definition) then they now will only gobble high dollar cock (ie bosses, managers, corporate people) Usually these individuals have no other motivation other then liking cock to be a cockgobbler.
by Govenor Tarkin February 23, 2004
Get the Cockgobblermug. by Jay_Are October 27, 2009
Get the Cockgobblermug. You little cockgobbler
by Olivegardenbreadstick July 23, 2017
Get the Cockgobblermug. I saw this word on damnyouautocorrect. Perhaps the act of giving blowjobs frequently. A slut or sex fanatic would cockgobble.
by Dean124453 February 9, 2012
Get the cockgobblingmug. Any person in the act of, or affiliation of, heinous activity toward you or another. Occasionally, but not always associated with a physical representation of the action verb itself. A true cockgobbler should be considered non-threatening as he may bitch and moan about the fact that he has no job, no career, no dick to call his own. It's generally considered tragic if your friend inadvertently becomes a cockgobbler. But make no mistake, cockgobbling was what they were meant to do.
Person1: Wow, that Steve is sure one whiny cockgobbler.
Person2: Yes I agree, that man sure does look like he could gobble a mean cock with those DSL's of his.
Person2: Yes I agree, that man sure does look like he could gobble a mean cock with those DSL's of his.
by jabrody August 1, 2010
Get the Cockgobblermug. A Cockgobbler is when a Turkey is impregnated by a redneck Jew boy. Resulting in a new species of Turkey being born with a hunger for man meat, also know as Cock, Penis, Dick, Willy, Pecker, Tally Wacker.
What the fuck is with that Cockgobbler at work he won't stop staring at my dick and licking his lips.
by Sly Baloney November 22, 2017
Get the Cockgobblermug. 1. An often used vulgar declaration to indicate that something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.
2. In the days of yore, the cockgobble was said to be the favorite pet of the leprachaun. In the early 1600's "The great cockgobble purge" took place, in which cockgobbles were hunted down for their pelts, which were used to fashion the earliest dildos of our time.
2. In the days of yore, the cockgobble was said to be the favorite pet of the leprachaun. In the early 1600's "The great cockgobble purge" took place, in which cockgobbles were hunted down for their pelts, which were used to fashion the earliest dildos of our time.
The chocolate milk is all gone? Cockgobble!
by Craigelles April 29, 2006
Get the cockgobblemug.