Cockaraoke

Using a cock/penis as a microphone to sing karaoke .

saturday nights are cockaraoke nights at Hilda and Howard's house...

by Vegalicious October 13, 2016

Cockawampus

Not level, not straight, off kilt

I cant seem to get this shelf to hang right...its all cockawampus.. that table is all cockawampus, you need to level it..

by Cleo1954 October 9, 2019

cockarazzi

Someone who waits in the bathroom of brookfield east to prey on unsuspecting men by taking pics while they're peeing

Hey dude did you hear about the cockarazzi in the bathroom?

by Purplepeopleater January 28, 2009

cockarazzi

The special ultra-dedicated type of gay man who stalks truckstop and rest area restrooms.

I elected not to take a shit at that truckstop in Omaha. The place's bathroom was crawling with cockarazzis.

by ChessFella October 1, 2012

cockamamie

1) adj. foolish, silly, unreasonable.

2)v. to have sexual intercourse with the dead widow of Dwight D. Eisenhower.

1) Invading Iraq was a cockamamie idea.

2) I wanna cockamamie but the best I can do is get a handjob from Ladybird Johnson.

by Polly Tiki January 18, 2005

cockamamie

Trifling; nearly valueless.

Bond, James Bond, told a cockamamie story.

by Ozzie August 21, 2003

Cocktraband

When a sexy strip searcher at the airport wants to see your penis.

Excuse me sir do you have any illegal cocktraband ?

Why yes, yes i do.

Bow chicka wow wow

by Djpaulydsauce April 13, 2011