flying cock monkey 

some one who bothers you and wont leave you alone.

your foot steps become theres. creepy huh. That person becomes the flying cock monkey..... "look out dorthy, the monkeys will get you!"

flying cock monkey by J-chan October 2, 2007

Cock-monkey 

1. (insult) Somebody who would rather take a meat injection up the shitter than stand up for himself or others.

2. (insult) Somebody who loves taking cock up the back passage more than anything else on earth.

3. (insult) Generally a bit of a tit.

"Hey there goes that fucking 'cock-monkey' Johnny, Let's douse him in oil and set fire to him!

"I hate Harold, he's such a cock-monkey."

Cock-monkey by soulspinner July 15, 2006

Cock Monkey 

someone who loves to fuck, suck, and ride cock; acting in a way as to be a complete idiot

she acts like a cock monkey around me

Cock Monkey by C-Hris May 25, 2004

Cock Monkey 

Stupid drivers who cut you off, fail to use a turn signal, go 20 miles under the speed limit, and/or go 20 miles over the speed limit. Then they give you dirty looks and/or yell at you like it was your fault they were born a natural moron.

These Texas drivers are a bunch of cock monkeys.
That cock monkey cut me off at Division St. then flipped me off.

Cock Monkey by wulfy June 6, 2007

cock monger

1. One who solicits the cock.

2. One who appears to solicit the cock.

Kevin is such a cock monger for making that definition.

cock monger by Vinchenz July 15, 2008

Cock Monkey Bastard

1. term used to express to someone you think they play with themselves more than a cock monkey. (phallocentric)
2.n.person who constantly pisses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.
You can also use CMB for short.

1. You're a cock monkey bastard!
2. That guy's such a fucken cock monkey bastard. I should beat his ass.

Cock Monkey Bastard by ClaytonMoore March 12, 2003

Cock Monger

Someone who sells cock, a Pimp with male hoes.

girl 1: Did you get the hooker for Katie's Bachelorette party?

girl 2: Yah, from that Cock Monger on Belmont and Clark, he gave me a good price for a nice 12 inch.

Cock Monger by Frank FAZ November 8, 2009