Cock Fight

When two naked men wrestle each other and see who can stick their dick in the other person’s ass first.

Person 1: “Hey Bill, why are you walking strangely?”

Person 2: “Sorry Sam, I lost a cock fight yesterday.”

by TheLastDoughnut September 13, 2019

Turkish Cock Fight

When two men settle an argument by fighting using only their penis

Dave: The earth is round!
Joe: The earth is flat!
Dave: I challenge you to a Turkish Cock Fight!

by Harry Wrinkles March 10, 2017

Cock Fight

When a series of males argue over who has the biggest penis, and who hurt the slut who fucked all of them the most.

Yo Eric, i had a cock fight with Danny yesterday because of Maria

by Baddest- Bitch April 23, 2005

Rusty Cock fight

When someone shuts their cock in the trunk of a 1970's Buick resulting in a frantic fight to release said cock. Sometimes this can result in a Headless Horseman

John wasn't paying attention when he closed his trunk and he ended up in a Rusty Cock Fight.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Mexican Cock Fight

where two or more men participate in circle jerk race, the first man to cum, spraying his semen all over his opponents, wins

Did you hear about John winning that Mexican Cock Fight last night? It took ten minutes to clean it all up.

by John Hancokck October 26, 2013

cock-fight

A cock-fight is a sexual act - a contest between two or more guys where each guy with a raging boner "sword-fights" the others with their hard dicks -- the first to lose his erection has to suck the others off.

Now and then, a bunch of us horny cadets get together for a good cock-fight!

by USAF Cadet March 25, 2021

cock fighter

Jus like pork sword fighting.
You batter each others wangs, with each others wangs.

man you gotta stop cock fighting and get back to stabbing ass.

by Demoulous October 24, 2003