cock eyed bitch 

shifty or crazy eyes due to a tragic moment.

one time i was at this party with my friend josh and he was looking at this guys girlfriend in a very friendly and lovable manor, i thought nothing about it, but her boyfriend did, he called my friend a "cock knocker" and shoved a lamp up my friends ass, he was in so much pain or pleasure he went cross eyed. he has never recovered from that tragic moment.

cock eyed bitch by phil March 9, 2004

Cock Eyed Bumble 

An extremely unattractive Male/Female with an embarrassingly low wit and intellegence. Most Cock Eyed Bumbles are of a portly or round nature and have an abundance of body hair, with which, they do not regularly maintain. Cock Eyed Bumbles can sometimes be the result of inter-breeding, acute alcoholism, poor hygene, or simply being the product of what happens after injecting crack into one's anus.

Human 1: "That bloke was acting like a fully fledged dickhead last night!"

Human 2: "Yeah, he was a fuckin' Cock Eyed Bumble!...
Didn't you see him duck out the back and inject crack into his anus?"

Cock Eyed Bumble by Zebrawolf55 March 13, 2011

cock eyed muff monster 

the bitch next door with the crazy eye

my life is shit, hell i live next to a cock eyed muff monster

cock eyed muff monster by boarder1290 December 23, 2006

cock eyed pierce 

puting a nose ring through your penis hole and piercing it through

When tom was about to have sex he whipped out his cock eyed pierce, his girl friend was later then turned off

cock eyed pierce by corky buchek 34 March 3, 2011

Cock Eyed and Bushy Tailed 

This is wen some thing you have been workin on has major problems with it when it is finished. You stay back and look at it to see if its Cocked Eyed and Bushy Tailed

Chris: How did your cabinet turn out
Eric: Its really bad, Its all cock eyed and bushy tailed

Cock Eyed and Bushy Tailed by SteelerFan86 November 4, 2007

cock eyed drunk 

So drunk can't walk straight

Girls: im just tipsy

Friend: no your cock eyed drunk

cock eyed drunk by mr Johnson24 April 28, 2014

Cock eyed chihuahua 

When you take home a drunk mexican prostitute, and engage in a night of debauchery.

Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.

Cock eyed chihuahua by Lordvaldren April 8, 2025