Cockgobbler 

One who gobbles the male genitalia

You little cockgobbler

Cockgobbler by Olivegardenbreadstick July 23, 2017

Cockgobbler 

Any person in the act of, or affiliation of, heinous activity toward you or another. Occasionally, but not always associated with a physical representation of the action verb itself. A true cockgobbler should be considered non-threatening as he may bitch and moan about the fact that he has no job, no career, no dick to call his own. It's generally considered tragic if your friend inadvertently becomes a cockgobbler. But make no mistake, cockgobbling was what they were meant to do.

Person1: Wow, that Steve is sure one whiny cockgobbler.

Person2: Yes I agree, that man sure does look like he could gobble a mean cock with those DSL's of his.

Cockgobbler by jabrody August 1, 2010

cockgobbler 

A phrase made famous by the movie office space in relation to one who likes to gobble cock

Cockgobblers...they're all just a bunch of fucking cockgobblers

cockgobbler by Anonymous June 17, 2003

cockgobbler 

one who is a dick. He also would lie to friends and hang out with others, thus accepting the role of a cockgobbler.

Hey Matt, your a cockgobbler, how could you diss us.

cockgobbler by airfeek March 30, 2007

cockgobbler 

Cristina, the camwhore.

"Cristina gobbles a lot of cock. Cockgobbler."

cockgobbler by mdboi May 19, 2004

cockgobbler 

a special variety of gourmand who fills their belly with a very special variety of fried cock.

*forming* sure likes sucking on his very own succulent weiner, though i'm surprised such a thing can be eaten by a single human - what a cockgobbler!

cockgobbler by jacques.cocteau April 25, 2007

cockgobbler 

1. an insensitive asshole.

2. one who gobbles cock.

That cockgobbler stole my ride!

cockgobbler by MisterMojo October 13, 2007