Cocklessberger

a pathetic excuse for a man that forces young women to have sex with him.

"Don't rape that bitch Larry, everyone will call you Cocklessberger

by smendez April 22, 2010

cockleschnitzel

Wang. Dick. Rod. Peter. Dong. Schlong. Mansword. Staff of Holy Righteousness. Etc...

Inga always looked forward to dining on Gunter's cockleschnitzel.

by Wizard Sleeves August 22, 2011

Cockles

Cock and Balls its that easy its a cock with balls

I just got tippered in my cockles.

by Friendly Neighborhood SpiderMan May 7, 2008

Cockless Blocker

A female friend that ( with the best intentions ) tries to set up a guy with random girls at a party. Generally by getting too drunk and approaching groups of girls, whispering and pointing at the guy. Thereby destroying any chance he has of getting with the girls.

Cher - Heeeyyyy Dya mind if my friend Mark dances with usss, Heeesh really niice...And heeeeesh shingle (wink)

Phil - Hey Mark, Cher is totally messing shit up for you with those girls. Shes making you look a total mong

Mark - I know dude, She is a proper Cockless Blocker when she's hammered.

by Silverback Sweep May 25, 2012

cockless

me

cockless bitches ASHSAHASH

by fatfucc February 19, 2020

Scorch the Cockles

To jerk off, to cum IN A SPEEDY MANNER

Time to scorch the cockles!

I picked up a ho to scorch my cockles.

I scorch my cockles faster than most.

He scorched the cockles while doing a handstand.

Thou scorcheth the cockleth with much haste, good sir.

by dankboo October 2, 2019

cockless

My character on Runescape!

You cockless bastard!

by Mr. Ownage January 4, 2004