Coat Hanger

A person owning very expensive suits.

Crusin down, bustin thangs, livin life like goldfinger, got myself a coat hanger...

Im livin large so i gotta get my coat hanger, swag!

by Migs!!! August 1, 2012

Coat Hanger Dodger

An individual who avoided being hit with the coat hanger for nine months before birth. This person usually grows up to be a very good dancer.

Jeff Y is such a coat hanger dodger.
Yeah, I'll bet he's a great dancer.

by Dekker August 2, 2008

coat hanger nipples

Ususally evident in older women, coat hanger nipples are hardened nipples that are prominately larger, and stick out longer than most nipples.

"I could hang a rack of winter coats on her coat hanger nipples"

by Duffy Darwin September 18, 2006

Coat Hanger Masterbater

One who strokes his weiner in the closet

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"

by ashley November 13, 2004

coat hanger fag

Usually meaning that a guy is in the closet about his homosexuality or bisexuality, and is deathly afraid of telling his peers or family, though he fucks guys secretly behind everyones back.

GOD! Sean is such a coat hanger fag! I cant fuckin stand it! Why cant he just tell everyone he is bi?

by Cum%Andrew%Dumpster November 6, 2007

Dodging the coat hanger

Dodging the coat hanger is an insult that can be thrown to people who are insanely irritating. It is an inside reference to a baby fighting off a mother trying a home abortion kit.

Griff, your so retared. Were you dodging the coat hanger for the first eight months of your existence?

by StompinBoots June 18, 2009

Coat Hanger Abortion

The cheapest and most effective way to not have a baby. You can trust me, I'm a doctor.

-Did you help heather with that coat hanger abortion last week?
-Chyea, it was just like making scrambled eggs!
-Gnar chill brah!

by Dr. Oz February 20, 2009