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wave a friend off to the coast 

The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .

Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s
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Trip to the Belgian Coast 

Dave wanted to join his friends on a hiking trip but he was already booked, with potentially a trip to the Belgian Coast.

Paper-to-cast 

Paper-to-cast, often used within a film/literature context, is used to describe a quintessential portrayal of a cast as depicted by its respective characters in a book or vice-versa if 'paper' and 'cast' were interchanged.
Wow, the characters in the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book and movie are paper-to-cast!
Paper-to-cast by D-Dawgz February 14, 2025

to craft a triple cast lobster 

Means having sex in the workshop, you tell this to your relatives if you want them to think of you as an innocent craftsman. You hope they are too impressed to ask any further.
Aunt: "So, what were you and your partners name doing in the workshop last night?"
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."

coasttocoast 

While snowboarding one leg pops out of the binding and drags on the slope behind you while your other leg is going forward in the front binding causing your legs to spread till your ass hits the snow.
Taken was snowboarding in park city Utah. When his back leg popped out if it’s binding his front leg still attached to the board. Slipping forward Talens ass hit the snow. He went coasttocoast bro! Ouch!
coasttocoast by Merky37 June 6, 2021