Coagulation

It is the state of a penis being stuck between being rock hard and being flaccid

BRO EVERYTIME I SEE MISS PENG MY PENIS GOES HARD BUT THEN ITS SOFT AS SOON AS I LEAVE ENGLISH, I THINK IM GOING THROUGH COAGULATION

by lilldicky69420 June 16, 2022

Coagulations

A way of saying congratulations but with less harsh percussive sounds to emphasise sarcasm.
Can be out of laziness or being quirky.
Makes you seem funier if you use it.

Fredrick: oh shit! Fuck, just dropped my wallet and spilled all my change.
Jeremy: oh, well done. Coagulations

by BigPickleWibble1287 April 15, 2024

Coagulating Tent

The filming or cinema of coagulation. Usually a common Middle age’d man American hobby. The word is brought back to its Latin terms coagulation-content.

Example - “Bro did you see the new coagulating Tent on my space yesterday?!”

by BlackHammerClamBuster August 6, 2022

coagulated dick

Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture

This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.

by ShittyPerson101 May 31, 2018

Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021

coagulated c*m bubble

When a female is acting like the nut that you just let off inside her but just dried up.

When a chick is mad at you for something that you never did but still accuses you for it she is a straight coagulated c*m bubble

by Askmeaboutmywiener August 4, 2023

coagulated hematoma

common known for your mother- an insult to a stupid person

shut the fart up you coagulated hematoma!!!!

by bruhmomentlife69 April 29, 2022