You’re so good at giving relationship advice, how the hell are you single?
Because coaches don’t play.
Because coaches don’t play.
by Rachel Barry August 23, 2019
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Get the cocacolastic mug.Always there for you, Coach Daddy is the answer to all of your questions. He always gives, never receives.
by Coach daddy's son May 29, 2017
Get the coach daddy mug.A coach who terrorizes middle schoolers and tells his life stories about eating a Twinkie and waiting for his dad to pick him up for a wwe match but never shows up.
by Cuevas 2 March 21, 2020
Get the Coach Cuevas mug.In order to be diagnosed with Coco Syndrome, one or more the following symptoms must be present
-The person constantly leeches off of people with more popularity or a higher social status, see social climber
-They think they are hot shit even though they are CLEARLY not
-Must have fucked over more than 3 people
-Narcissistic, Toxic and/or Sociopathic tendencies
-Must have at least had one mental breakdown while under the influence
-The person constantly leeches off of people with more popularity or a higher social status, see social climber
-They think they are hot shit even though they are CLEARLY not
-Must have fucked over more than 3 people
-Narcissistic, Toxic and/or Sociopathic tendencies
-Must have at least had one mental breakdown while under the influence
Person 1: Hey, have you ever heard of what Brittany did?
Person 2: No, she's fake af
Person 1: Why is that?
Person 2: She has coco syndrome :(
Person 2: No, she's fake af
Person 1: Why is that?
Person 2: She has coco syndrome :(
by notyouraverageandy July 13, 2018
Get the Coco Syndrome mug.The feeling of extreme exhaustion and detachment from life during the days following Coachella. This is due to the three days of nonstop music, sleep deprivation, heat exhaustion, constant alcohol consumption and nonstop partying that occurs in the desert of California.
Dude, I slept for 16 hours after I got home from Coachella. I didn't even leave the house until Wednesday either, I had such a Coachella hangover from not seeing Arcade Fire and Foals anymore.
by firewoodjanke May 11, 2011
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