A life coach is a narcissist who is trying to capitalize on their capacity to make others believe they’re better than them. They generally are pretty messed-up themselves and will try to influence you into adopting a life style that resembles theirs because of course they got it all figured out. A life coach is likely teach questionable mindsets such as toxic positivity and empty empowerment or to give uneducated advice about nutrition, exercise, weight loss, mental health, career and love life, only to name a few. They might also try to lure you into sketchy practices such as multi-level marketing, alternative medicine, crystals and similar pseudoscience concepts.
My vegan yoga instructor with zero education has offered to become my life coach for a mere 300$ a month!
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"Hey man, we're going to the store to get some munchies, you coming?"
"Huh?"
"Ha, don't even try it, man, he's got couch lock."
"Huh?"
"Ha, don't even try it, man, he's got couch lock."
by Haddock May 31, 2005
Get the couch lock mug.(n.) The state of being so high that you can't get off of your couch; being unable to move/speak/stand.
by Patlacker May 25, 2010
Get the Couch Lock mug.Placing your butt on the edge of a couch and then laying back with legs straight out with head tipped forward - thus forming a luger like body position. Often performed while watching TV and often leads to a nap.
On his day off my buddy Stone does the couch luge all day watching movies and getting drunk and stoned.
by Ketone39 December 1, 2011
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Actual is, super stoned, feeling the Connection, and don't want to break it. Those that Know, Know.
Actual is, super stoned, feeling the Connection, and don't want to break it. Those that Know, Know.
Observer: "Man, Steve is stoned and just couch locked."
Steve (Thinks): I love this Connection, there is absolutely nothing that is going to keep me away from it. I don't care what they think.
Observer: "Man, that is why I like the Mental stage, because getting the Connection is boring"
Steve (Thinks): Yep, most of you do. And you are missing the best part of the stone!
God Chimes In: Steve, just sitting in the Connection is not the Goal. The message must be delivered 'It is Me!'
Steve (Thinks) What? Goes down into Mental and starts playing the mind games.
God (Thinks) - Shit! This is going to be harder than I think.
Steve (Thinks): I love this Connection, there is absolutely nothing that is going to keep me away from it. I don't care what they think.
Observer: "Man, that is why I like the Mental stage, because getting the Connection is boring"
Steve (Thinks): Yep, most of you do. And you are missing the best part of the stone!
God Chimes In: Steve, just sitting in the Connection is not the Goal. The message must be delivered 'It is Me!'
Steve (Thinks) What? Goes down into Mental and starts playing the mind games.
God (Thinks) - Shit! This is going to be harder than I think.
by MattEtweg April 30, 2010
Get the Couch Locked mug.When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.
Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"
Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"
Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"
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