chunky bidet

When you drop a turd with the precise mass, shape and density at the just perfect speed, that lands in the water at the precise angle to send a large splash of toilet water straight back at your brown eye.

Pete: (from inside the bathroom) Awwwwww goddammit!!!!
Craig: (from outside the bathroom) Everything ok in there?
Pete: No, I just got a chunky bidet!

by flyfishdude June 15, 2011

Chunky groda

Doritos soaked in a bowl of grape soda, and left for a couple of hours

Tristan don’t spill the soggy chunky groda on your new shoes!

by Faith_roux October 20, 2019

chunky shrimp

Another term for the female vagina. Sometimes referred to as a vagina that smells bad, and is important to avoid.

"Stick it in my chunky shrimp."

by Jimsy of Bedford December 9, 2007

Chunky Fourth of July

When a dildo or otherwise penetrative sex toy is not available, one sticks a firecracker popsicle up an appropriately sized bodily orifice (most commonly the anus), and proceeds to pleasure themselves with said popsicle. After completion, the melted remains of the popsicle are then spurted out of the oriface for everyone to enjoy in a red, white, and blue funfest for the entire family to enjoy! Oftentimes, this is a widely celebrated event, and no patriotic display is complete without it. Those who partake in the activity must rigorously prepare for it with a diet of only prune juice, water, and essential oils for at least a week. If an American Flag is in the vicinity, it is always lowered to half-mast to appreciate the gravity of such a solemn affair. Should time allow after the ceremony is complete, grill hot dogs in the juices and fire a 21 Gun Salute for the troops.

Steve: "Fuck yeah, Bob said he's planning a Chunky Fourth of July tonight!"
Randy: "It's been ages, I sure hope he ate a lot of fiber this time. Last year we didn't even get any corn..."

by Micah Ken Yarmouth Sr. April 19, 2020

chunkysdead

The cult master and mama hen of the step chickens the best cult out there.

Idiot: chunkysdead is so unfunny

Step chicken: stabs
Idiot: I see the error of my ways in death and I understand that I totally deserve it and wish that I had joined the cult.

by K1r1tw0 May 12, 2020

clunker

Much similar to the definition hooptie, but in this case so fucking raggedy the car either can have a cloths wire for a door, broken seatbelts, makes strainge "clunka clunka" noises when its driving suggesting something is loose and dragging from the car, have a dishrag for a gas cap, have a paintjob with spraypaint, have 5+ different colors of paint on it, get less than 5 miles a gallon, or all the above.

"god fucking damn, joshs car is such a clunker"

by some guy February 28, 2003

Chunkytown

A recently constructed town, adjacent to the eighties disco-town Funkytown, to provide housing for the aging cokeheads who are now fat and addicted to sugar.

Won’t you take me to...Chunkytown?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019