club penguin 

Game that reverses multiple situations of real life.

In real life, you are payed to take your clothes off. On club penguin, you are payed to keep your clothes on.
In real life, you ditch your pets. In Club Penguin, your pets ditch you.

club penguin by TERMIN8R_ June 11, 2017

The club penguin dancing minigame 

A Dance Dance Revolution based game that has the best song selection on planet earth. It got knocked off by Friday Night Funkin'.

The club penguin dancing minigame is simply the best rhythm game ever.

The club penguin dancing minigame by MindLockAERO March 14, 2021

green club penguin 

a literal chad. everybody wants to fuck them. they typically work in the pizza plaza. a common nickname is a sex machine

i just fucked a green club penguin, it had such a juicy rooster

green club penguin by ChiefTheChad April 28, 2021

late night club penguin masturbation 

When you go on Club penguin and get aroused by the female penguins and masturbate to them at night.

o fuk tht penguin is 1 hot piece of sheeit, mmm, im gonna return and pull Late Night Club Penguin Masturbation

on u babe

late night club penguin masturbation by Musicgod14 February 9, 2014

club penguin member 

12-year-old girl who stole Daddy's credit card to buy virtual clothes for her penguin avatar on the scam known as Club Penguin. If she's not a snob who spends her weekends verbally abusing non-members, she's a pedo. Avoid her at all costs. Hell, you should probably avoid Club Penguin in general at all costs.

First, my daughter made me buy her 35 Webkinz. Then all the kids at school decided that being a Club Penguin member was cooler than Webkinz so she took my credit card and went on there and bought a membership! I was so mad!

club penguin member by Disvan September 26, 2010

club penguin pookie 

a club penguin pookie is a "baby" penguin. they use language like: wes, wista, bwoder, mwommy, dwaddy, and more.

pookie 1: I nweed a mwommy
pookie 2: can I be your wista
pookie 1: wes
pookie 3: can I be your bwoder
pookie 1: wes
that's what club penguin pookies are.

club penguin pookie by TheBestAnimalJammerGirl August 11, 2014

The Club Penguin Snowball Fight 

the act of ejaculating inside the condom during intercourse and freezing it in the freezer and then inserting said condom filled semen into a female's sex organs

Hey, my girl and I tried the Club Penguin snowball fight. It was ice cold, man!

The Club Penguin Snowball Fight by clubpenguincargle September 12, 2017