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Somebody that hogs clubs.

The type that you hold and beat people with.
"What are you doing today?"
"I'm clubhoging."

"whats that?"
"Its a secret.. wanna find out?"
"Yea... OUCH!!!!!!!"
Clubhog by Alexanea April 6, 2011

Clubhouse 

This is an audio app where you can host rooms to argue with people day in and day out about various topics from the gender wars, diaspora wars, politics, and petty squabbles all under the guise of philanthropic progress! One of the most toxic portions of the app is the text chat warriors who refuse to join the stage to repeat their egregious insults.

The Clubhouse community is a cesspool of bored individuals who desire to scratch that itch for drama akin to reality TV, vocalize their internalized self-hate that would be called out by their family and friends, and pretend to be subject matter experts on topics that they know next to nothing about. The loudest and most ignorant as well as the most self-hating people tend to garner the most followers. If you enjoy being cut off while actually making a salient point, going on unnecessarily long-winded, repetitive monologues, or hurling epithets and gas-lighting people into believing it wasn't offensive, Clubhouse is the place for you. I can't forget to mention that borderline sociopathic individuals will doxx you and possibly threaten you because of an argument they had with you the other day.

Some of your funniest moments ever as well as your most frustrating conversations in your entire life will be had with strangers on this strange app. Join if you enjoy being talked down to and trolled by people who don't share your gendered, racial, ethnic, or cultural identity.
Person 1: They kept cutting me off and mansplaining in that room. I think they're misogynoirs.

Person 2: Sis, these Clubhouse men probably want dick.
Clubhouse by Wuhrdsmyth March 11, 2023

mickey mouse clubhouse 

mickey mouse clubhouse means ABSOLUTE CRUD mickey probably lost his purpose in life and decided to yell at innocent kids in his pathetic so called clubhouse. Its like dora the explorer.
Friend: I LOVE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE!
Me: I hate you

painting the clubhouse 

when a guy jacks himself off
Jerry was painting the clubhouse when Alli left.
painting the clubhouse by pimpshit03 November 30, 2003

Clublock 

When you become stuck on the toilet because you got an erection after taking a shit.
John: "What took you so long in the toilet?"?
Dave: "I got a clublock and was stuck!"
John: "Your so gay!"
Clublock by Fantaysia April 6, 2009

tv clubhouse 

menopausal women cackling over dirty terms
He fled the tv clubhouse as soon as he untied himself.
tv clubhouse by pennsylvan September 14, 2008