Clubber's Confusion 

A psychological and physiological state in which a person's behavior is characterized by a lack of understanding or awareness of their current situation. Clubber's Confusion occurs when a person has spent long periods in a club, and generally is most visually symptomatic when they begin to leave the club or converse with others. The symptoms are compounded by alcohol and proximity to subwoofers on the dancefloor.

Text message conversation: 1:42 AM
1) Hey boo ughh
2) Lol are you ok?
1) I'm fine.
2) Oh. Ok... I'm kinda confused. Are you drunk? Or is this clubber's confusion?
1) Ya, my friends are fine babe!
2) ... Wtf?

Clubber's Confusion by Mischu22 August 14, 2010

Blubberingzoidberg 

Blubberingzoidberg is a term used to describe a person or action negativly. The word 'Fuck' more or less sums up Blubberingzoidberg, only to a more less harsh extent.

That hockey match was a load of Blubberingzoidberg! I cant believe I gave up my Saturday to watch it.

That stupid mothafucking Blubberingzoidberg better watch her back or she'll be eating knucklepie for breakfast!

I don't understand why you're being such a Blubberingzoidberg? I bet you in todays maths quiz - it's not the end of the world!

Homework is pants. Honestly that Blubberingzoidberg Mrs Faulton needs to rapidly cut the amount of work we get. I havent been to the mall in weeks!

Blubberingzoidberg by Sam Jay Joseph Cowper February 15, 2008

big blubbering vagina 

1. a pompous, belligerent, self-righteous and self-contradictory ass who portrays himself to be something he's not and likes to taunt others for proving him wrong. such people fail to admit defeat and instead continue to blubber.

Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering bagina.

big blubbering vagina by michael March 1, 2004

blubbering vagina 

An overly-distrought dude that cries like a little girl.

Aw, look at the poor little blubbering vagina! Grow some balls, man!

blubbering vagina by Capt. Bloobomz June 11, 2006

Clubbing Legend 

One who is both experienced and appropriately trained in the discipline of Clubbing.

Competencies includes, but is not limited to,

Grinding

Bumping

Drinking

Subtly insulting stupid bitches and letting them try and win your approval back. Consequently lulling them into false feelings of affection allowing you to have your way with them.

Negotiating drugs/pussy

Bill: "Did you see that guy? He grinded on every piece of pussy whilst intravenously taking jagermeister!"

Matt: "He is a true clubbing legend!"

Clubbing Legend by Falkenatorstein October 24, 2010

clubberfuck 

When something is fucked beyond comprehension. Can also be used to describe an unidentified being or object which bares no resemblance to anything known to humanity.

Being a versatile word, it can additionally be used to curse.

"It's a frikken clubberfuck!"
"In the distance, right over there. The hell is that clubberfuck?!"
"Clubberfuck that duck!"

clubberfuck by RealFreaq April 10, 2015

clubbing dodos 

Having sex with easy women, usually because of their low self esteem.

Last night at the Pub, Nick was clubbing dodos again.

clubbing dodos by Sick Ticket May 7, 2017