club

French alternative word for cigarette

rebbecca: puis-je avoir une club sil-te-plait??
(can i have a ciggarette please?)

by madiii January 2, 2008

club

The phenomena in which a persons extremities are very short and wide. (like feet, legs, arms, hands, neck and not to be confused with a dwarf or midget) The person suffers no physical deformities, yet has wide, stocky extermities. Most easily recognizable are feet.

"Jack, that guy is club"

by fotoflex August 5, 2004

club

adj. rare, something that would almost never happen, or a person would almost never do

For instance, if a person you know has a certain habitual routine that they deviate from you can show them that you have noticed by saying to work "club"

antonym: club sarcastic
related words: club body, club body 360, club mind (variations of club that signify the level of rareness that the action holds)

Person 1 "Newark airport does not have any delays."
Person 2 "Club"

Person 1 "There were know Guidos at the Jersey shore."
Person 2 "Club body"

Person 1 "The Knicks lost."
Person 2 "Club sarcastic"

by BZSZLZ February 5, 2010

club

A way of purchasing a meal at a college campus dining hall.

Yo Derrel...lemme club this shit!

by John January 12, 2005

Club

The place where you take your eyes off your drink for 2 minutes drink it collapse and black out and then wake up in a bathtub with your kidneys on Ebay

Club

Human Kidney

Starting Bid £10000

by The Pain Man November 28, 2009

clubbing

1. when women go out to dance in circles and men go out to hunt them

2. something done to seals

1. hey lets go out clubbing tonight

2. hey lets go out clubbing tonight

by Angy September 1, 2003

clubbing

A favourite activity of the moronic majority, this involves being shunted like cattle into a converted warehouse... sadly not to be slaughtered, but to wear ridiculous trendy clothes, listen to crap eardrum-shattering music, try to pick up brainless members of the opposite sex, and generally stand around aimlessly in a desperate but pointless attempt to show how cool you are.

Wanna go clubbing tonight?

by Alianne August 30, 2003