clown face

The face a guy has while getting caught masturbating. Usually a surprised, a scared, and an O-face all put together.

I walked in on my brother and he had his clown face on.

by Oswaldo Sanchez May 1, 2006

clown facing

Clown facing is the ancient art of first pucnhing a woman in the face hard enough to make her bleed. This is followed up in quick succession by then cumming in her face. The effect is very much like a clowns makeup.

She didn't show me no respect, so I ended up clown facing da bitch.

by Martin Lyons August 31, 2006

clown face

After receiving a Ketchup Taco, a person obnoxiously kisses the woman on the mouth, thus creating a bright red smile.

I knew she tasted funny, so I got her back with a giant Clown Face!

by SteveLeeMillipede February 18, 2005

clown face

When a man has sex with a female when she is on her peroid.

Zach did you have sex with your girl this weekend?We did but she was on her rag,she so clown faced me.

by wekillsuckasbuddy December 15, 2009

clown face

When a homo shoots his wad in another homo's face, then punches him in the nose. Once the nose begins to bleed the shooter rubs it in the recievers face.

John gave Frank a clown face.

by Simon Begley July 24, 2008

surprised clown face

where one proceeds to perform cunnilingus upon a woman, with no knowledge of her apparent menstruation. the blood soaks into the persons face staining his or hers mouth red. This causes the appearance of a clown face.

that ho from the bar didn't tell me she was on her rag. i went down on that gravel pit and came up with a surprised clown face.

by stuball85 December 26, 2010

Sad Clown Face

a phrase used to describe the look on someone's face after vomiting\crying from consuming too much alcohol

Dude logan has such a sad clown face, i think he drank too much

by lilbrizo September 16, 2012