clothes

cloth put on one's body only when necissary

driving on the road is optional, like pants

by slab October 19, 2004

Clothes

A typically cotton or cloth item that you wear on your torso and legs, can be bought in many places. May cause arguments if bought at soup.

Logan: Hey can you come here?
John: I can't I'm buying clothes
Logan: Alright well can you hurry up?
John: I can't find them. There's only soup
Logan: What do you mean there's only soup?
John: I mean there's only soup
Logan: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
John: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
John: There's more soup
Logan: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE
John: It's just more soup!
Logan: WHERE ARE YOU?
John: IM AT SOUP
Logan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR AT SOUP?
John: I MEAN IM AT SOUP
Logan: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
John: IM AT THE SOUP STORE
Logan: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?
John: FUCK YOU

by RegularHuman April 30, 2020

Clothes

To cover yo dang pussy/dick and ass cheeks so they won’t be dangling around. To cover you tits/man nipples so y’all won’t see them

I can see you pussy/dick so put on some clothes

by Suckmypitobitxh12 September 10, 2019

Clothes

Fashion

I like your clothes

by RedDreams September 5, 2019

Clothing

An unnecessary accessory that women created to make men want it more.

I could almost imagine what sarah looks like with out Clothing on. Shame I cant actually see it.

by heggers March 3, 2012

Clothes

UNNECESSARY!

Clothes
Jk

by Hubbflubber May 19, 2016

Cloth

cool
A lad who gets all the pussy he wants

Look at the cloth he gets all the bitches

by Anonymous November 6, 2003