Clod

A stupid shit.

That clodover there is eating his breakfast backwards!

by Rohan November 16, 2003

Clod

The worst insult ever to a gem, nothing tops it.

“YOU CLOD”

- Peridot (Stevens Universe)

by SamHolen March 21, 2023

Clod

Someone who is "too big for their body". They can't do anything without bumping into someone. When they sit down they just flop, most likely bothering the person they sit down next to. People like this are mainly found in public areas, like movie theaters, restaurants, etc. These people are also very ignorant. They sit down behind you at the movies, kicking your seat multiple times, without even saying "Excuse me" or "Sorry". Nope, they just clod their way on through life.

I'm just trying to watch this new movie and some clod kicks my seat 4 times without saying anything.

by peoplepissmeoff October 27, 2011

Clod

Peridot's catchphrase, often used for comedic effect. Please refer to Steven Universe Season 2 Episode 25.

'' YOU CLOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by I am Peridot October 3, 2020

Clod

A moron, someone who cannot do anything right.

You clod! You couldn't even wash your hands after you took a dump!

by xXPussyAnihilatorXx July 19, 2018

Clod

A stupid person

Your the cloddiest clod clodding around like a clod

by Thor ic June 15, 2018

Clod

A clod is even better than a cloud

Clod clod cloddity clodclod

by Victory royale for Biden January 6, 2021