"Did you go to the circus this weekend?"
"No"
"There were all these weird circus freaks though"
"I still didn't go"
"There was this one guy with eight dicks, they called him the cocktipuss"
"Fuck you man, that's seven to many"
"No"
"There were all these weird circus freaks though"
"I still didn't go"
"There was this one guy with eight dicks, they called him the cocktipuss"
"Fuck you man, that's seven to many"
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The transformation that a gay man undergoes upon having a sex change near any beach-side gay community.
Looks like Philipe changed his cock to a puss. Lets go swimming. (jeez christ) He has a huge Cocktopuss.
by OLDCORNTOOTH February 24, 2009
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Shit man, I was such a Cocktapuss last night, I fucked three different chicks!!!
Shit man, I was such a Cocktapuss last night, I fucked three different chicks!!!
by Oliver, Derek, Max February 3, 2008
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