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U.A.C.(Unintentional Accidental Cockblocking)

1. When you cockblock but unknowlingly do it

2. To interrupt a private moment or conversation with two people by accident or unintentionally

3.To make up for your accidental cockblocking afterwards you say U.A.C.
Friend:Man you totally ruined me and Jesse's convo,i was about to get her number.Cockblocker!

Friend:My fault U.A.C.(Unintentional Accidental Cockblocking)

Friend: Alright man its cool then
by Sneakermandan July 18, 2010
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Lockblocking

The act of registering for an online poker tournament at the last second in order to ruin it from locking and creating massive overlay for a few remaining players.
I hated a couple of those guys in the 606 $1,000 deep stack so I registered at the last second to prevent them from locking the tournament. It was the ultimate use of lockblocking.
by EmperorAjay October 22, 2016
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cockblocking

Adding a retarded programme on a friend's computer so he sees flying dicks on his screen and his computer is fucking blocked. yeah.. really.
Yuks is a cockblocking legend.
by The Flying Dick November 10, 2009
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cockblocking

The act of publicly inviting someone (typically via social media) to suck your dick and then blocking them, presumably before getting your dick sucked.
Maj Toure is cockblocking up a storm on Twitter today.
by thesilverduke January 4, 2021
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Cockbrocking

Similar to cockblocking, but different in that the parties involved are both men, and the cockbrocker prevents these two parties from hanging out or otherwise interacting with each other.
Tom: Dude, I was gonna hang with James last night, but his girlfriend got pissed and ended up cockbrocking him.
Dan: That sucks, man.
by greatspaceadventure November 5, 2012
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Clock-Blocking

Clock-Blocking is when you either cock block them in a series of intervals over a extended period of time(e.g. 6 months). Or another form of Clock-Blocking is when you cock block them for a long period of time (e.g. an hour).
Chad 1: Where you Clock-Blocking me and Stacy at the party last nigh?
Chad 2: Yeah but you managed to Clock-Block me and Rei from happening for a whole 6 months
by Chad 3 July 28, 2019
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Cockblocking

Jonathan: “hey asshole, go cockblocking somewhere else, bitch!”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”
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